This is how all phones Should be answered!!!

 

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE   UNITED STATES OF AMERICA  
…….

Press
’1′ for English.

Press
’2′ to disconnect until you learn to speak English  

 

 

And remember only two defining forces have ever Offered to die for you,

 

Jesus
Christ

And the  American Soldier.

One died for your soul,  

The other for your freedom.

If you agree……. Keep it going